11-13-2021, 10:30 AM
Yes we exist. I'm here to buy high and sell low.
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Yes we exist. </p> <p>I'm here to lose money, hand over fist. </p> <p>Sell the dip, buy the ath. </p> <p>Buy high and panic sell low. </p> <p>Do no research. Only buy on 20%+ runs then sell when it retraces. </p> <p>Buy shitcoins with dog names. Buy BTC at 69k, sell at 60. </p> <p>Yes we exist. We're looking to claim losses on our taxes. </p> <p>We trade daily with steep leverage. Only long ath. Only short after a big dip. </p> <p>We're here to lose money not to make it. </p> <p>Yes we exist. Gains? I don't know the meaning of the word. </p> <p>I only buy alt coins from Justin Sun and Craig Wright. </p> <p>Danny Devito is Satoshi. Vitalik Buterin is a cyborg from the future and a relative of Zuck. </p> <p>I sell when Elon Musk tweets, and buy into dog themed coins that already ran 1000%. </p> <p>I exclusively fomo. Yes we exist. </p> <p>I'm not in it for the tech, I'm not here to make money, I'm here to disappoint my dog and myself. </p> <p>I sell my crypto at a loss to buy UberEATS I don't need. </p> <p>I invest way more than I am willing to lose. </p> <p>I took out a second mortgage to buy doge at 74 cents. </p> <p>Yes we exist.</p> <p>Edit: to the homies that think I'm moon farming, I'm the ranked third in moons tipped... Lol.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/anotherjohnishere"> /u/anotherjohnishere </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qsucq9/yes_we_exist_im_here_to_buy_high_and_sell_low/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qsucq9/yes_we_exist_im_here_to_buy_high_and_sell_low/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>Yes we exist. </p> <p>I'm here to lose money, hand over fist. </p> <p>Sell the dip, buy the ath. </p> <p>Buy high and panic sell low. </p> <p>Do no research. Only buy on 20%+ runs then sell when it retraces. </p> <p>Buy shitcoins with dog names. Buy BTC at 69k, sell at 60. </p> <p>Yes we exist. We're looking to claim losses on our taxes. </p> <p>We trade daily with steep leverage. Only long ath. Only short after a big dip. </p> <p>We're here to lose money not to make it. </p> <p>Yes we exist. Gains? I don't know the meaning of the word. </p> <p>I only buy alt coins from Justin Sun and Craig Wright. </p> <p>Danny Devito is Satoshi. Vitalik Buterin is a cyborg from the future and a relative of Zuck. </p> <p>I sell when Elon Musk tweets, and buy into dog themed coins that already ran 1000%. </p> <p>I exclusively fomo. Yes we exist. </p> <p>I'm not in it for the tech, I'm not here to make money, I'm here to disappoint my dog and myself. </p> <p>I sell my crypto at a loss to buy UberEATS I don't need. </p> <p>I invest way more than I am willing to lose. </p> <p>I took out a second mortgage to buy doge at 74 cents. </p> <p>Yes we exist.</p> <p>Edit: to the homies that think I'm moon farming, I'm the ranked third in moons tipped... Lol.</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/anotherjohnishere"> /u/anotherjohnishere </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qsucq9/yes_we_exist_im_here_to_buy_high_and_sell_low/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qsucq9/yes_we_exist_im_here_to_buy_high_and_sell_low/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R