11-29-2021, 12:52 AM
"I bought the dip" is the new I'm vegan / a DJ / I do crossfit
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>We all know the age old joke, how do you know that someone is vegan? - They will tell you about it. How do you know that someone bought the dip? They will make a reddit post about it.</p> <p>Playing on the "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" saying, we can also ask ourselves "If you buy the dip, but don't tell anyone about it, did you really buy the dip?"</p> <p>If you really have to say that you bought the dip, whether for confirmation bias purposes or whatever, I may suggest a couple better options depending on your personality:</p> <p>- those that want to become acolytes of the cult of the Blood God - I just drank some blood of the recently deflowered virgin investors</p> <p>- those that want to sound economically knowledgeable - I have just helped to reverse the bearish pattern</p> <p>- those with alcohol problems - I just took some Bloody Mary shots</p> <p>- literary fucks - I have attained the life of glamour by pure serendipity. </p> <p>- gym rats - I just did 40 dips, now it's time for some pull ups. </p> <p>- CS GO enthusiasts - Rush D suka blyat</p> <p>I'm sure some of you will make some better suggestion.</p> <p>Conclusion: If you have to say that you bought the dip, at least be creative</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Tajo990"> /u/Tajo990 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/r4421w/i_bought_the_dip_is_the_new_im_vegan_a_dj_i_do/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/r4421w/i_bought_the_dip_is_the_new_im_vegan_a_dj_i_do/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>We all know the age old joke, how do you know that someone is vegan? - They will tell you about it. How do you know that someone bought the dip? They will make a reddit post about it.</p> <p>Playing on the "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" saying, we can also ask ourselves "If you buy the dip, but don't tell anyone about it, did you really buy the dip?"</p> <p>If you really have to say that you bought the dip, whether for confirmation bias purposes or whatever, I may suggest a couple better options depending on your personality:</p> <p>- those that want to become acolytes of the cult of the Blood God - I just drank some blood of the recently deflowered virgin investors</p> <p>- those that want to sound economically knowledgeable - I have just helped to reverse the bearish pattern</p> <p>- those with alcohol problems - I just took some Bloody Mary shots</p> <p>- literary fucks - I have attained the life of glamour by pure serendipity. </p> <p>- gym rats - I just did 40 dips, now it's time for some pull ups. </p> <p>- CS GO enthusiasts - Rush D suka blyat</p> <p>I'm sure some of you will make some better suggestion.</p> <p>Conclusion: If you have to say that you bought the dip, at least be creative</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/Tajo990"> /u/Tajo990 </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/r4421w/i_bought_the_dip_is_the_new_im_vegan_a_dj_i_do/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/r4421w/i_bought_the_dip_is_the_new_im_vegan_a_dj_i_do/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R