11-04-2021, 02:06 AM
How to become a Crypto Millionaire for dummies
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>So first you need $1000. If you don't have $1000 go get a job right now. Job market is hotter than shilling meme coins in the daily.</p> <p>Once you have $1000 buy a coin that is going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Now take your $10,000 and pick another coin that's going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Finally take your $100,000 and pick a third coin that's going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Bam..now you're a crypto millionaire. Do whatever you want with the rest of the money after you buy your Lambo.</p> <p>Oh yeah don't live in the United States or any country that taxes capital gains.</p> <p>If your still reading... this is not financial advice or life advice for that matter, this is humor.</p> <p>Edit - sorry I can't respond to all of your comments and make breakfast. But there are some golden ones! You are way funnier then I am.</p> <p>Edit 2 - oh man! Thank you all! I had a busy day and don't have the energy to respond to all the comments. But thank you! Reading the comments makes me realize what a cool community this is and how funny you all are. Thanks again and good luck to all you and your portfolios!</p> <p>Edit 3 - some of your user names are pure genius</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/skyddmarks"> /u/skyddmarks </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qlyec3/how_to_become_a_crypto_millionaire_for_dummies/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qlyec3/how_to_become_a_crypto_millionaire_for_dummies/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R
<!-- SC_OFF --><div class="md"><p>So first you need $1000. If you don't have $1000 go get a job right now. Job market is hotter than shilling meme coins in the daily.</p> <p>Once you have $1000 buy a coin that is going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Now take your $10,000 and pick another coin that's going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Finally take your $100,000 and pick a third coin that's going to 10x. Wait for it to 10x then time the top perfectly and sell.</p> <p>Bam..now you're a crypto millionaire. Do whatever you want with the rest of the money after you buy your Lambo.</p> <p>Oh yeah don't live in the United States or any country that taxes capital gains.</p> <p>If your still reading... this is not financial advice or life advice for that matter, this is humor.</p> <p>Edit - sorry I can't respond to all of your comments and make breakfast. But there are some golden ones! You are way funnier then I am.</p> <p>Edit 2 - oh man! Thank you all! I had a busy day and don't have the energy to respond to all the comments. But thank you! Reading the comments makes me realize what a cool community this is and how funny you all are. Thanks again and good luck to all you and your portfolios!</p> <p>Edit 3 - some of your user names are pure genius</p> </div><!-- SC_ON --> submitted by <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/skyddmarks"> /u/skyddmarks </a> <br/> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qlyec3/how_to_become_a_crypto_millionaire_for_dummies/">[link]</a></span> <span><a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoCurrency/comments/qlyec3/how_to_become_a_crypto_millionaire_for_dummies/">[comments]</a></span>Kind Regards R